[BITList] W H Y ! ! ! ! !

[franka]

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        *Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back
        of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
        buy cigarettes at the front?*


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        Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
        diet coke?*
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        Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to
        the counters?
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        Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways
        and put our useless junk in the garage?
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        EVER WONDER...

        Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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        Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?*


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        Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?*
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        *Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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        Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?*
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        Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish
        washing liquid made with real lemons?
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        Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?*
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        Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?*

        *Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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        Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?*
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        Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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        You know that indestructible black box that is used on
        airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??*
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        Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?*


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        Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?*
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        If flying is so safe,****why do they call the airport the terminal?*


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        Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
        the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile
        to (maybe even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to
        everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.*

        OH you didn't smile - well how about this one:




        Have a happy day.

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