[BITList] A non-politically correct look back at 2012

[Malcolm]

To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,

Royal Dolton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs

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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they

tested positive for WD40

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....
Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon

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"IT'S A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY" and with
tears

streaming down my face

I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel !!!

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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

They're both in hospital...

one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka!

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The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in
London .

You heard a gunshot followed by 8 guys legging it!

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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver,
bronze, copper, lead

and anything else they could get their bloody hands on

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Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a

middle aged couple from Weymouth

 

 

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