[BITList] Fwd: Do you believe in ghosts?

[M.j. Feltham]

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> A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. 
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> To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' 
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> About 90 students raised their hands. 
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> Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' 
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> About 40 students raised their hands. 
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> That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' 
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> About 15 students raised their hand. 
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> Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' 
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> Three students raised their hands. 
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> That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' 
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> Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. 
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> The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
> You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' 
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> The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. 
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> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' 
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> Ahmed replied, "Ahhh, from back there I thought you said "Goats." 
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