[BITList] Paddy goes to Oz on holiday

[wantok at me.com]

Paddy goes to Oz on holiday, he's parading up and down Bondi beach but couldn't seem to make it with any of the local Sheilas, so he asked the lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, it's obvious, you're wearin' them old baggy swimming trunks from Ireland and they make ya look like an old geezer.They're years outta style. You're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos,and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, some laughing, some looking sick.

So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?

'AAH ! JAHEESUS MAAATE !' said the lifeguard. 'The bloody potato goes in the front!'


ooroo