[BITList] Fwd: Horse meat in burgers

[wantok at me.com]

G'day Folks,

> In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their
> home cooked burgers.
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> Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are small amounts of
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> horse meat in their burgers.
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> Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK.
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> Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat,
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> these jokes hit the internet
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> “I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse..... I guess Tesco just listened!
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> Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
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> Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
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> Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
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> So I had £5 each way!
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> Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ...
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> I still have a bit between my teeth.
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> A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
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> Her condition is said to be stable.
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> Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn
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> "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"
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> Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers,
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> as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.
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> Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....
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> "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....
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> A cow walks into a bar.
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> Barman says, "Why the long face?"
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> Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"
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> I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
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> These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....
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> Talk about flogging a dead horse!
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ooroo
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