[BITList] why why why

[Malcolm]

Why, Why, Why, 

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
almost dead? 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but
have to check when you say the paint is still wet? 

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him? 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? 

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? 

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white? 

Is there ever a day that sofas are not in a Sale ? 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialised? 

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance? 

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over? 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat? 

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? 

 

And my FAVOURITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
they're okay, then it's you.

 

 

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