[BITList] Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims or Untermenchen as they are known

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Just to start the new year off right
frank

    *Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews,
    Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc, but its
    insensitive to make jokes about Muslims???*
    *The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.*
    *
    *Description: 1.1733372770 at web39406.mail.mud.yahoo.com*

    1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection
    to liquor,
    You may be a Muslim.

    2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but
    you can't afford shoes,
    You may be a Muslim.

    3. If you have more wives than teeth,
    You may be a Muslim.

    4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand* *but consider bacon to
    be unclean,
    You may be a Muslim.

    5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
    You may be a Muslim

    6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
    You may be a Muslim.

    7. If you consider television dangerous* *but routinely carry
    explosives in your clothing,
    You may be a Muslim.

    8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
    than setting off roadside bombs,
    You may be a Muslim.

    9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own
    at least four,
    You may be a Muslim.

    **
    10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it,
    You may be a Muslim.
    *Description: 3..1733372770 at web39406.mail.mud.yahoo.com

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