[BITList] Fwd: Computer Upgrades

[M.j. Feltham]

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> COMPUTER UPGRADES 
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> Computer problem in Florida / True story 
>  Technical Support, how can I help you? 
>  FEMALE CALLER:  'Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noises at me so I shut it down. 
> This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing'. 
>  TECH SUPPORT:  'I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. 
> Leave the computer just like it is, so they can find the problem and fix it, or change it out with another computer. 
> Give me your address; phone number and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'. 
>  When the technician got there, the lady showed him where the computer was, Said what happened to it, ...
> This is what the technician found wrong. 
>  Take a look at the pictures... YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES ... 
>   And you thought YOU had computer problems!!! 
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> The technician told her: ... 'It must have been after the mouse!' 
> ... The woman didn't think it was very funny at all!
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>  And this one ... 
> Computer Repair 
>  Caller :  Hi, our printer is not working. 
> Customer Service:   What is wrong with it? 
> Caller:  Mouse is jammed. 
> Customer Service:  Mouse? ... Printers don't have a mouse!!! 
> Caller: Mmmmm??.. Oh  really? ... I will send a picture. 
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