[BITList] Fw: Engineers

[John Davison]

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> > Note: the only truth found herein is the part about the Lawyers ...
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> > When Engineers Go To Hell ...
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> > An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his 
> > dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.
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> > It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with 
> > the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build 
> > improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets 
> > and escalators..
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> > Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
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> > One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: "So, how are things in 
> > Hell?"
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> > Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, 
> > flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer 
> > is going to come up with next."
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> > "What!" God exclaims, "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake, he 
> > should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."
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> > "Not a chance," Satan replies, "I like having an engineer on the staff, 
> > and I'm keeping him!"
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> > God insists, "Send him back, or I’ll sue!"
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> > Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And where are you 
> > going to get a lawyer?" 
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