[BITList] Fw: Sex on the Sabbath

[John Davison]

Hilarious!!  
Sex on  the Sabbath 

I 
            don't know which is funnier, the joke or the animations!! 

A man wonders  if having sex on  the Sabbath is a sin, because he is not sure if sex is WORK or PLAY. 
So he goes to a Priest and asks for his opinion on this 
            question.

After consulting the Bible,  the Priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search,
I am 
            positive that sex is WORK and is  therefore not permitted on Sundays." 

The man thinks, 
            "What does a Priest know about sex?So  he goes to a Minister, who after all is a married man, 
and 
            experienced in this matter. He queries the Minister and receives the 
            same reply. 
Sex is WORK, and therefore not for the 
            Sabbath.
Not pleased with this reply, he seeks out the ultimate 
            authority, a man of a thousand years of tradition and knowledge. 

In 
            other words, he goes to see a Rabbi. 

The 
            Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is  definitely PLAY. 

Shocked, 
            the man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure it is PLAY when so 
            many others tell me sex is WORK?"



The 
            Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were  WORK, ...........my Wife would have askedthe Maid to  do it..  
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