[BITList] Rural Australian Computer Terminology..

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*Rural****Australin Computer****Terminology**
A**little **bit of Aussie **Kulcha.....**
LOGON : ****Adding wood to make the****barbie hotter.****
LOG OFF: ****Not adding any more wood to the barbie.****
MONITOR: ****Keeping an eye on the barbie.****
DOWNLOAD:********Getting the firewood off the Ute.****
HARD DRIVE: ****Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.****
KEYBOARD:****Where you hang the Ute keys.****
WINDOW:****What you shut when the weather's cold.****
SCREEN: ****What you shut in the mozzie season.****
BYTE: ****What mozzies do.****
MEGABYTE:********What Townsville mozzies do.****
CHIP:****A bar snack.****
MICROCHIP:****What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.****
MODEM:****What you did to the lawns.****
LAPTOP:****Where the cat sleeps.****
SOFTWARE:****Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.****
HARDWARE:****Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.****
MOUSE: ****The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.****
MAINFRAME:****What holds the shed up.****
WEB:********What spiders make.****
WEBSITE:****Usually in the shed or under the verandah.****
SEARCH ENGINE:****What you do when the Ute won't go.****
CURSOR:****What you say when the Ute won't go.****
YAHOO:****What you say when the Ute does go.****
UPGRADE:****A steep hill.****
SERVER:****The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.****
MAIL SERVER:****The bloke at the pub who brings out the counterlunch.****
USER: ****The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.****
NETWORK:****What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.*
***INTERNET:****Where you want the fish to go**.*
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NETSCAPE:********What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.**
ONLINE: ****Where you hang the washing. ****
OFFLINE:****Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough*



	

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