[BITList] HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2050

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        *HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2050

        Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
        seventh largest
        country in the world "Little India " formerly known as Australia
        .... ***
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        Jersey executes last remaining Greenie*****
        *White minorities still trying to have English recognised as UK
        's third
        language.

        Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing Burqa: Being a
        Christian is
        no excuse says school. Sharia law must be enforced.

        Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as
        whales are
        now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK
        Government has told the Japanese that grey squirrels taste like
        whale meat.

        Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness.
        Professor
        Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the
        fight to stop
        people saying what they think. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Britain 's deficit £100 trillion and still rising. Government
        declares
        return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time.
        Prime
        Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more
        immigration
        is the secret to success.

        Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild
        Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): huge bonuses paid to
        executives to
        celebrate launch.

        Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

        Castro finally dies at age 142. Cuban cigars can now be imported
        legally
        into the US, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

        Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail
        delivery to
        Wednesdays only.

        After a 10-year £175.8 billion study, commissioned by the Labour
        Party,
        scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

        Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone (114kg).

        Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil
        rights.
        Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.

        New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
        swatters and
        rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2055 as
        lethal weapons.

        Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 85 per cent.

        West Ham won this year's FA Cup Final beating the Bradford
        Muslims ***
        *West Ham Clubhouse burnt down......Metropolitan Police Chief
        Mohammed Mukbar says "it's an act of God". ***
        	

        	




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