[BITList] The Plan: By Robin Williams.

[Malcolm]

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This is indeed the ultimate plan!  It could work!

YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM...A MUST READ... HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN  

NEW YORK   .

The Plan!

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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love  New York   ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US, UK , CANADA , New Zealand and  AUSTRALIA   will apologize to the
world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know,
Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest
of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the  Philippines   . They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are
from. They're illegal!!!  France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US,  UK , CANADA , New Zealand   and  AUSTRALIA   will make a strong
effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil
in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN  Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn
it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of  Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want
a piece of me?' '

If you agree with the above, forward it to friends...If not, and I would be
amazed if you DELETED it!!

 

 

 

 





 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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