[BITList] What Is Butt Dust ?

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*What Is Butt Dust??**

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? What do you do or say, when an innocent 
child asks you something so innocent and they are so serious? Read on 
and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and 
genuine. No adult is this creative!!**
**
JACK (age 3)**was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... 
After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and 
one for cold milk?**'**
**
MELANIE (age 5)**asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she 
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't 
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'**
**
STEVEN (age 3)**hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so 
much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'**
**
BRITTANY(age 4)**had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in 
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom 
explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. 
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'**
**
SUSAN (age 4)**was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please 
don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'**
**
DJ (age 4)**stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I 
cost?'**
**
CLINTON(age 5)**was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked 
what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with 
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'**
**
MARC (age 4)**was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and 
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his 
dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?' **
**
TAMMY(age 4)**was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather 
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then 
asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'**
**
JAMES (age 4)**was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man 
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his 
wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What 
happened to the flea?'**
**
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....*
*
This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with 
arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 
'Without you, we are but dust....' He would have continued but at that 
moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and 
asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, 
what is butt dust?' **

Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles...*







-- 
Paul Scrafton
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