[BITList] A Scottish Joke..

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*'An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to 
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond 
compare.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous 
daughters that positively took his breath away.**
So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to 
marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, 'They're lookin' to get married,so you came 
to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want.'

The man dated the first daughter..
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

'Well,' said the man, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly 
notice...pigeon-toed.'

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so 
the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

'Well,'the man replied, 'she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can 
hardly tell....cross-eyed.'*

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The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things 
might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,'She's perfect, just 
perfect. She's the one I want to marry'

So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born.
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the 
ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his 
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the 
beauty of the parents.

'Well,' explained the farmer, 'She was just a weeeeee bit, not that you 
could hardly tell...
Pregnant when you met her.'
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If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on to your 
friends.*

	

	

	

	




	




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