[BITList] WE INDIANS!!!!

[franka]

Received from a Sikh friend
frank

> HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA:-
> >
> > Scenario 1
> > Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees
> > them and walks on.
> > That's MUMBAI
> > ------------ --------- --------- --------- -
> >
> > Scenario 2
> > Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call > their 
> friends on > their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
> > You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
> > ------------ ---------
> >  --------- --------- -
> > Scenario 3
> > Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries
> > to make peace.
> > The first two get together and beat him up.
> > That's DELHI
> >
> > ------------ --------- --------- --------- -
> >
> > Scenario 4
> > Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
> > A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
> >
> > That's AHMEDABAD
> > ------------ --------- --------- --------- -
> >
> > Scenario 5
> > Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
> > He writes a software program to stop the fight.
> >
> > But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the
> > program.
> > That's BANGALORE
> > ------------ --------- --------- --------- -
> >
> > Scenario 6
> > Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
> > A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA"
> > doesn't like all this nonsense.
> > Peace settles in...
> > That's CHENNAI
> > ------------ --------- ---------
> >  --------- -
> > Scenario 7
> > Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
> > and they form 2 political parties, and start arguing about who's right.
> > You are in KOLKATA
> > ------------ --------- --------- --------- -
> > Scenario 8
> > Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house
> > and says,
> > "don't fight in front of my place, go  zumwhere else and keep
> > fighting".
> > That's KERALA
> > !
> > ------------ ---------
> >  --------- --------- -
> > And the best one is ....
> > Scenario 9
> > Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton
> > of beer.
> > All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and
> > all go home as friends.
> > You are in GOA!!!!!!
> Durgesh Mankikar,MD
>
>
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