[BITList] SENSITIVITY

[COLIN TAYLOR]

Subject: SENSITIVITY
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  ."SENSITIVITY"

  1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're 
  stoning her in the morning!

  2. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did .... she's 21 and her name's Suzie.

  3. Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 23 and I'm 50. It completely
  spoiled our 10th anniversary.

  4. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before 
  you're banned from teaching altogether."

  5. Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain ? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said, "I not understanding question please."

  6. The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

  7. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's'-oriented iPod, after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.

  8. There's a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center, but they threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.

  9. The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches 
  to the end of the driveway!.....







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