[BITList] Only in America

[COLIN TAYLOR]

yes, Frank,    

it’s the usual white republican carping, ‘stand united’ [not to be applied to unions], keep furriners out, bring back slavery, I must bare arms, let’s have another war, I don’t want to pay taxes, I don’t want the government in my life shit – seems they are always complaining, I dont know why they don’t leave!

However,  ‘only in’ comments could probably be made about any country.

here’s another one about the USA.

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                            Only in America . . .

                            Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an
                            ambulance!

                            Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of
                            a skating rink!

                            Only in America…do drugstores make the sick walk all the
                            way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!

                            Only in America…do people order double cheese burgers, a
                            large fry, and a diet coke!

                            Only in America…do banks leave both doors open and then
                            chain the pens to the counters!

                            Only in America…do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
                            in the driveway and leave useless pieces of shit in the garage!

                            Only in America…do we use answering machines to screen
                            calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from
                            someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place!

                            Only in America…do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
                            buns in packages of eight!

                            Only in America…do we use the word “Politics” to describe
                            the process so well. “Poli” in latin meaning “many” and “tics”
                            meaning “blood~sucking creatures!”

Only in America do we have drive~up ATM machines with
Braille lettering!


From: franka 
Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:41 AM
To: BitList 
Subject: [BITList] Only in America


is this more republican propaganda?
frank





                     
                     
                     
        Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

                               
          Only in America would we make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just become American citizens.

                                   
          Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

                                   
          Only in America could you need to present a current driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
                  
                                  
          Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

                                   
          Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

                                   
          Only in America could the rich people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

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