[BITList] Little Johnny on Dough

[Malcolm]

Little Johnny!     (Bless the little bastard)  

"Class, today's assignment is to spell and
use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence."

   
Teacher says "Jane, you go first" 
   
  
Dough, D O U G H.. 
  
"Italians make pizza with dough.." 
  

Very good, Jane... now let's hear from Mary. 
  
  
  
Dough, D O U G H. 
  
"My brother makes things with play dough."
         
Very good, Mary... 


   
Little Johnny then raises his hand. 

Teacher says "Yes, Johnny, but do you have something  constructive to add?" 
  
  
  
"My mom says my dad doesn't make enough dough,  
   
and he's bloody hopeless in bed, so she uses a dill dough!" 

 

 

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