[BITList] Fwd: never choke in a restaurant in the south!

[M.j. Feltham]

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> Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
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> Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
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> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,"Kin ya swallar?"
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> The woman shakes her head no.
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> Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?"
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> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
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> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
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> yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
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> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
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> As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
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> His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
> 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
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