[BITList] The first Olympic joke 2012

[John Feltham]

THE FIRST OLYMPICS JOKE? It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London . 

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets. 

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. 

"McTavish , Scotland," he says, "Discus" and in he walks. 

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. 

"Waddington-Smith, England." he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. 

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. 

"O'Malley, Ireland." he says, "Fencing."
  

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