[BITList] Abbo Eggs

[franka]

Two  ABBOS were riding along the highway on a motorbike. They  broke
down and started trying to hitch a lift.
A  friendly trucker (Wilko) stopped to see if he could help  and they
asked him for a lift. He told them he had no  room in the rig because
he was carrying 20,000 lawn  bowls.

The ABBOS put it to Wilko that if they  could manage to fit in the back
with their bike,  would he give them a lift, and he relented.
They  managed to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into  the back
of the wagon so Wilko the driver shut the  doors and got off on his
way.

By this time he  was really late and so pushed his foot down hard.  Sure
enough the Highway Patrol pulled him over for  speeding. The good
officer asked Wilko what he was  carrying to which he replied
jokingly-- 'ABBO  eggs'.
The Highway Patrol Officer obviously didn't  believe this so wanted to
take a look for  himself.
He opened the back door and quickly slammed  it shut it and locked it.
Then he got onto his radio  and called for immediate backup from as
many officers  as possible.
The dispatcher asked what emergency  there was that required so many 
officers.

'I've  got a wagon with 20,000 ABBO eggs in it - 2 have hatched  and the
bastards have managed to steal a motorbike  already'

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