[BITList] Fwd: FW: The new UK breadwinner

[franka]

 > Here's how a doctor explains it:
 >
 > A woman in her late 20's came to the hospital today with her 8th 
pregnancy
 > She said to me me "My mum told me that I am the breadwinner for the
 > family."
 > I asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies
 > get money from the State for the family.
 > It goes like this:
 > The Grandma calls the Department for work and pensions, and states
 > that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for all of her
 > kids. DWP agrees, and tells her the children will need to go into
 > foster care.
 > The Grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and receives a
 > cheque for £700 per child each month.
 > Total yearly income:
 > £58,800 soon to become £67200 when the 8th one is born, tax-free and
 > nobody has to go to work!
 > In fact, they get more if there is no husband/father/man in the home!
 > The brother does not count.
 > Not to mention free dental treatment, free housing, free council tax
 > free school dinners, free tuition fees at college or Uni, free eyecare
 > and glasses, free prescriptions and various other benefits...
 > Total value of all benefits combined probably approaching £100,000 per
 > annum which would require an income of around £148000 to create.
 >
 > That's about my salary as a senior consultant with years of experience
 > and surgical skills in a central London teaching hospital.
 >
 > Indeed, Grandma was correct that her fertile daughter is the
 > "breadwinner" for the family.
 >
 > This is how the politicians spend our taxes. When this generous
 > programme was invented in the '60s, the Great Society architects
 > forgot to craft an end date... and now we are hopelessly overrun with
 > people who vote only for those who will continue to keep them on the
 > dole.....
 >
 > No wonder our country is broke!
 > Worse, our Muslim brothers have been paying attention, and by
 > mandating that each Muslim family have eleven children, they will soon
 > replace the voting bloc above and can be running this country.
 > Are we alarmed yet, is anybody listening?
 >
 > Sincerely,
 > Sebastian J. Ciancino - Urologist,
 > Guys Hospital trust - London
 >
 > Don't forget to pay your taxes!!
 > There are a lot of "breadwinners" depending on you!
 > Well? Is anybody listening??
 > Do we all have to wait for someone to translate this into Australian?



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