[BITList] Lovely Poem

franka franka at iinet.net.au
Mon Jul 30 15:49:11 BST 2012



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>  We live in a country called Daftland
>  The England we knew is no more
>  Where sensible people do ludicrous things
>  or risk breaking some Daftland law.
>
>  In Daftland we've police dogs with muzzles
>  lest the villain has cause to complain
>  And to steal from a shop and say 'sorry'
>  means you’re free with no stain to your name.
>
>  You had better leave lights on in buildings
>  when you lock up and go home at night
>  'cause the burglars might hurt themselves entering
>  and there's no way you'll be in the right.
>
>  When speaking be wary in Daftland
>  as some terms that you've used all your life
>  Now have connotations unintended
>  and you'll end up in all sorts of strife.
>
>  We elect politicians in Daftland
>  to give us the laws of the land
>  Yet eight laws in ten now come from abroad
>  The whole thing has got out of hand.
>
>  The borders are open in Daftland
>  and of migrants there's no keeping track
>  Just a few of the thousands illegally here
>  will ever be caught and sent back.
>
>  The exception to this is the hero
>  who fought for this land in the war
>  He's old and he's sick, he might cost us a bit
>  so he's not welcome here any more.
>
>  When the history is written of Daftland
>  Historians may just recall
>  that the craziest people in Daftland
>  were the public who put up with it all.

	


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