[BITList] Awkward Silence

[Malcolm]

Awkward Silence

 


A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides
to test it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?"

The son says, "At school, Dad."

Robot slaps the son.

"OK, I watched a DVD at my friend's house," the son says.

"What DVD?" asks the father

"Toy Story."

Robot slaps the son again!

"OK, it was a porno" cries the son.

"What!? When I was your age I didn't even know what porno was," says the
dad.

Robot slaps the dad.

Mum laughs, "Ha Ha Ha! He's certainly your son."

Robot slaps the mum.

...Awkward Silence...













 

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