[BITList] The Pastor's Ass

[Malcolm]

There is a Moral at the end and it is good advice.

 

Malcolm.

    

        
The  Pastor's Ass

The  Pastor entered his donkey in a race and 
it won.

The Pastor was  so pleased with the donkey 
that he entered it in the
race 
again  and it won again.


The local paper  read:
PASTOR'S  
ASS  OUT FRONT.

The  Bishop was so upset with this kind of 
publicity that he ordered
the  
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



The  next day the local paper headline 
read:  
BISHOP  
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S 
ASS.
This  was too much for the Bishop so he 
ordered the Pastor to get
rid  
of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a  
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted  
the following headline
the 
next day:


NUN  HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The  Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to 
get  rid of the donkey so
she 
sold it to a farmer for  $10.  
The  next day the paper read:

NUN  
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This  was too much for the Bishop so he 
ordered the Nun to buy back
the  
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run  
wild.

The  next day the headlines read:  

NUN  ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The  Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . .  being 
concerned about public opinion
can 
bring you much grief  and misery . . even shorten your 
life.

So be yourself and enjoy  life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 
you'll be a  lot happier
and 
live longer!

Have a nice  day! 


  

  
   
  

   
  



 
  



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