[BITList] Boat People's Poem.

[franka]

would seem to be modelled on the old Pakistani version but not as funny
frank


    Boat People's Poem

    I cross ocean, one  way trip,
    Pay people smuggler  one big  tip
    Green man, his name Bob  Brown,
    He welcomes all of us  to town.
    He big man in Government now I think.
    He sends us off  to  Centrelink.
    Welfare  say, “You come no more,
    We send cash right to  your door".
    Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy!
    Medicare - it keep  you healthy!
    By and by,   I get plenty money.
    Thanks to you, you  Aussie dummy!
    Write to  friends in motherland. Tell them  'come fast as  you can.. "
    “Before all is changed  to  Abbott plan”
    They come  in turbans and Toyotatrucks,
    And buy big house  with welfare bucks!
    They come here, we live together.
    More welfare cheques,  it gets better!
    Fourteen families, they moving in,
    But neighbour  patience wearing thin.
    Finally, Aussie guy  moves away.
    Now I buy his house,  then say,
    'Find more  immigrants for house to rent. "
    And in the  yard   I put a tent.
    Everything  is  very good,
    And soon we own the  neighbourhood.
    We have hobby, it's called breeding.
    Welfare pay for baby  feeding.
    Kids need dentist? Wives need pills?
    We get free! We got  no bills!
    Australians crazy! They work all year,
    To keep the welfare  running here.
    We thinkAustralia   darn good place.
    Too darn good for  Aussie race!
    If they not like us, they can scram.
    Lots of space in Afghanistan!

    	

    	

    	
    	

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