[BITList] How to get to heaven from Ireland

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>                 I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 
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>                 'NO!' the children answered. 
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>                 If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?' 
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>                 Again, the answer was 'NO!' 
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>                 If I gave sweets to all the children and loved my husband, would 
>  that get me into heaven? 
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>                 Again, they all answered 'NO!' 
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>     I was just bursting with pride for them. 
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>                 I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?' 
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>                 A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...." 
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>                 It's a curious race, the Irish. 
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