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               A young 7 year boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?'  
    He thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.  
    Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. 
    Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'  
    So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a  million dollars?'  The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up  the house and send you kids to a great University!'  
    The boy  then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'  The girl  replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'  
    The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'  'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'  
    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.   
    His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'  
    The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars ...  But  'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer... 
     
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