[BITList] A very current joke

[franka]

Here is a real dirty joke,
Oh those Germans....
frank


    Helmut, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando,
    Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel.
    The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to
    entertain him.
    They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and
    she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs
    away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to
    entertain the gentleman.
    They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and
    she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams,
    "No!" and walks quickly away.
    The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for
    something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do
    with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola,
    will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would
    surprise her.
    So the madam sends her over to Helmut. The sit and talk, frolic a
    little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He
    whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him
    as hard as she can and leaves.
    Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this
    in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom
    work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to
    everything a man could possibly ask for.
    She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls
    so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.
    So she goes over to Helmut and says that she's the best in the house
    and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle,
    drink and then she sits in his lap.




    Helmut leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"



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