[BITList] Accountant & the Tax Return

[Malcolm]

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, 
"What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No, No, that won't
work. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a moment and the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is then"

 

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