[BITList] FW: A Dad's Response

[John Davison]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes 
(he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him..

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, 
orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: 
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not 
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...

"Got stoned once and screwed a parrot.  Just wondering 
if you were my daughter."         







  


 





  





 


  





 


 
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