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A REAL Businessman

Subject: A REAL Businessman

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  A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into
  a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.


   
  The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
  eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt
  to start the cab.

  The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong
  with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked
  woman before?"

  The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you
  sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like you
  tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

  The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if
  you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what
  are you doing then?"

  He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am,
  I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking
  to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping
  de money to pay for dis ride?

  Now, that's a REAL Businessman


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