[BITList] Time Machine

FA franka at iinet.net.au
Tue Dec 4 07:52:08 GMT 2012






    Time machine.

    Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can seem
    100 years into the future.

    They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

    Barak goes first.

    “What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”

    The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a
    printout, he reads it out
    "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is
    non-existent,
    there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”

    Julia thinks “It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of
    that” so she asks:

    “What will Australia be like in 100 years time?”

    The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a
    printout.
    But she just stares at it.

    “Come on Julia” says Barak, “What does it say”

    Julia replies,

    “Buggered if I know! It's inArabic!”

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