[BITList] Fwd: Finally, the true story as told by Hillary Clinton to world leaders....

[M.j. Feltham]

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> Subject: Fw: Finally, the true story as told by Hillary Clinton to 
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>   Finally, the true story as told by Hillary Clinton to world 
> leaders....       
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> Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at 
> the last minute, 
> his regular cook fell ill and they had to get a replacement on short 
> notice.
> The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man 
> named Jon.
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> The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told 
> that
> this was the best they could do on such short notice.
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> Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his 
> finger in
> the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but 
> he was
> told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.
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> The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a 
> little funny.
> By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and 
> nausea.
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> It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to 
> excuse
> himself from the dinner to look for the loo.
> Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, 
> scratching
> his rear end, which made him feel even worse.
> By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was 
> so
> disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the loo.
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> He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found 
> a
> door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized 
> to his horror that he
> had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around 
> his knees.
> As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the 
> President
> whisper in a barely audible voice,
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> "Sack my cook."
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> And that is how the whole misunderstanding happened ...   _____     
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