[BITList] BRITISH humour

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Totally Non-PC British Humour

It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use 
water cannons on rioters.

They are adding some Persil to the water, to stop the coloureds running.


Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.

Police think it might be the sign of an early start to Ram-a-Dam this year.


Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves 
that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists. The 
vast majority are actually drug dealers and rapists.

Ngogo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles 
every day for food and 10 miles every day for medicine for him and his 
family. This is because the daft bastard and all his mates torched the 
Peckham Spar, Tottenham KFC and Hackney Medical Centre and now he has to 
walk to Croydon for his breakfast.


Riots in Wythenshawe last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements


Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone and 
everyone who's genuinely English.

Police fear the death toll could now be as high as 5.


Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and 
stopped breathing.

I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and 
realised she was just on standby.


They've had to cancel the pantomime 'Jack and the Beanstalk' in 
Birmingham, Bristol, Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and 
London.  Apparently the giant just couldn't smell any Englishmen, no 
matter how hard he tried.

Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon 
sandwich works a treat!



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