[BITList] Fwd: Punography - A Bit Of Fun!

[M.j. Feltham]

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> Subject: Punography - A Bit Of Fun!
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> > Punography - More wordplay to make you smile !
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> > When chemists die, they barium.
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> > Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
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> > A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
> > veteran .
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> > I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any > time .
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> > How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.
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> > I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .
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> > This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd > never
> > met herbivore .
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> > I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .
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> > I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
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> > They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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> > A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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> > PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
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> > Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .
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> > Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz .
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> > Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
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> > I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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> > How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
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> > Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she
> > couldn't control her pupils ?
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> > When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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> > What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
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> > I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me !
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> > Broken pencils are pointless.
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> > I tried to catch some fog.I mist.
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> > What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? thesaurus.
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> > England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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> > I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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> > I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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> > All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police
> > have nothing to go on.
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> > I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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> > Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
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> > Velcro - what a rip off !
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> > Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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> > Venison for dinner? Oh deer !
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> > Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
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> > I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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> > Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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