[BITList] TWO Line Poetry

[Malcolm]

Think hard before you let your wife read these verses.

 

Malcolm.
 
 
THESE  ARE ENTRIES TO A  WASHINGTON  POST COMPETITION ASKING  FOR A TWO-LINE

RHYME WITH  THE MOST ROMANTIC  FIRST  LINE, AND  THE LEAST ROMANTIC  SECOND
LINE: 

 
1.  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 
Marrying  you has screwed up my life.

2.  I see your face when I am dreaming. 
That's why I always wake up screaming. 

3.  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; 
This describes everything you are not.

4.  Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, 
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 


5.  I thought that I could love no other ...
that is, until I met your brother. 


6.  Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
But the roses are wilting,the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and
so is your head. 

 

7.  I want to feel your sweet embrace; 
But don't take that paper bag off your face. 

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. 
Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 

9.  My love, you take my breath away. 
What have you stepped in to smell this way? 


10.  My feelings for you no words can tell, 
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 


11.  What inspired this amorous rhyme? 
Two parts vodka, one part lime. 

 


WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

 

 

 

 

 

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