[BITList] Win a Free house in Australia
franka
franka at iinet.net.au
Wed Aug 1 10:01:39 BST 2012
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* Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of*:*
'ASYLUM'**.**
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting
competition:**_
Hop on a boat_**
And win**_
A FREE HOUSE!_****
We've already given away hundreds of millions of****dollars**and
thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,****
The Australian Taxpayer.****
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they **_don't_**already hold a **valid
Australian Passport,and you only need one word of English:****
'ASYLUM'****
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits
starting at **$800**a week and a chance to earn thousands more
begging, mugging and
accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone
buy a ticket **to Indonesia****
And catch the first available boat**.****
No application ever refused - **reasonable or unreasonable.****
All you have to do is destroy all your papers**or burn your boat
once you****e**nter **Australian waters,**and remember the magic
password*
*'ASYLUM'***
*A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan
were flown Goat Class from Kabul to****Indonesia**gateway**,**where
**agents**were on hand to fast-track them to their**boat trips
to**luxury****accommodation**
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying
in hotels all over Australia
Our most popular destinations also include the **Baxter reef**and
the world famous **Christmas Island resort****
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no
need to****phone a friend or ask the audience **
Just apply for legal aid.****
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to
help.****
It won't cost****you a cent.****
It could change your life forever **. **
So play today.****
Iraqi Terrorists, Afghan Dissidents, Albanian Gangsters, Pro-Pinochet
Activists, Anti-Pinochet Activists, Kosovan Drug-Smugglers, Tamil
Tigers,
Bogus Bosnians, Rwandan Mass Murderers, Somali Guerrillas...****
**COME ON DOWN!****
Get along to the **Indonesia****fishing ports****
Don't stop in Thailand**or Bali****
Go straight to Australia****
And you are:****
GUARANTEED****
to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game
on earth.****
Everyone's a winner, when they play****
'ASYLUM'***
*FORWARD THIS TO EVERY AUSTRALIAN TAXPAYER YOU CAN!*
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