[BITList] ONLY IN SCOTLAND

[John Feltham]

SCOTTISH BAR STOOL FOR KILTS 
 
And........
 
Voted Best Scottish Short Joke 

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?' 

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
 
'Buggeroff, ye'll no bring it back!'
 
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