[BITList] Mating Call

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    *_Mating Call_**_
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    *Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All
    of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
    small cave.

    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened
    closely until he heard an answering,
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
    He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

    The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
    all about,.**
    **'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

    The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when
    Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
    opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
    squaw in there waiting for us.

    Just then they came upon another cave.
    The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered,
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
    Immediately, there was the answer.
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

    He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

    The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
    then spied a third large cave.
    As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was
    thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! ****It is bigger
    than those the Indians found.
    There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
    'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an
    answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!' *
    *With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
    cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.*
    *The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
    read...............





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