[BITList] These sound familiar?

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Subject: These sound familiar?
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                  > Do any of these situations sound familiar???
                  > 
                  > 
                  >> Tech support: What kind of computer do  you have?
                  >> Customer: A white  one...
                  >> ===============
                  >> Customer: Hi, this is Celine . I can't  get my diskette out.
                  >> Tech support: Have you tried pushing the  Button?
                  >> Customer: Yes, sure, it's really  stuck.
                  >> Tech support: That doesn't sound good;  I'll make a note.
                  >> Customer: No , wait a minute. I hadn't  inserted it yet... it's still on
                  >> my desk... sorry...
                  >> ===============
                  >> Tech support: Click on the 'my computer'  icon on to the left of the
                  >> screen.
                  >> Customer: Your left or my  left?
                  >> ===============
                  >> Tech support: Good day... How may I help  you?
                  >> Male customer: Hello... I can't  print.
                  >> Tech support: Would you click on 'start'  for me and....
                  >> Customer: Listen pal; don't start  getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
                  >> Gates.
                  >> ===============
                  >> Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is  Martha, I can't print. Every time
                  >> I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even  lifted the printer and
                  >> placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still  says he can't
                  >> find it.
                  >> ==============
                  >> Customer: I have problems printing in  red..
                  >> Tech support: Do you have a color  printer?
                  >> Customer:  Aaaah.........................thank you.
                  >> ===============
                  >> Tech support: What's on your monitor  now, ma'am?
                  >> Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend  bought for me at the 7-11.
                  >> ===============
                  >> Customer: My keyboard is not working  anymore.
                  >> Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged  into the computer?
                  >> Customer: No. I can't get behind the  computer.
                  >> Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and  walk 10 paces back.
                  >> Customer: ! OK
                  >> Tech support: Did the keyboard come with  you?
                  >> Customer: Yes
                  >> Tech support: That means the keyboard is  not plugged in.
                  >> ===============
                  >> Tech support: Your password is the small  letter 'a' as in apple, a
                  >> capital letter V as in Victor, the number  7.
                  >> Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters  ?
                  >> ===============
                  >> Customer: I can't get on the  Internet.
                  >> Tech support: Are you sure you used the  right password?
                  >> Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my  colleague do it.
                  >> Tech support: Can you tell me what the  password was?
                  >> Customer: Five dots.
                  >> ===============
                  >> Tech support: What anti-virus program do  you use?
                  >> Customer: Netscape.
                  >> Tech support: That's not an anti-virus  program.
                  >> Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet  Explorer...
                  >> ===============
                  >> Customer: I have a huge problem... A  friend has placed a screen saver
                  >> on my computer, but every time I move the  mouse, it disappears.
                  >> ===============
                  >> Tech support: How may I help  you?
                  >> Customer: I'm writing my first  email.
                  >> Tech support: OK, and what seems to be  the problem?
                  >> Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in  the address, but how do I get
                  >> the little circle around it?
                  >> ===============
                  >> A woman customer called the Canon help  desk with a problem with her
                  >> printer.
                  >> Tech support: Are you running it under  Windows?
                  >> Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the  door, but that is a good point.
                  >> The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is  under a window, and his
                  >> printer is working fine.'
                  >> ===============
                  >> And last but not  least....
                  >> Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the  control and escape keys at the
                  >> same time. That brings up a task list in the  middle of the screen. Now
                  >> type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program  Manager.'
                  >> Customer: I don't have a  P.
                  >> Tech support: On your keyboard,  Bob.
                  >> Customer: What do you  mean?
                  >> Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard,  Bob.
                  >> Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO  THAT!
                  >



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