[BITList] QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME .....but make me smile.

[franka]

    */Q/**/UESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!/**
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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put more money in
    binoculars to look at things on the ground?*
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    *If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it
    considered rape or shoplifting?*
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    Can you cry under water?*
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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered
    assassinated instead of just murdered?*
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    Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a
    "penny for your thoughts"?****Where's that extra penny going to?*
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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
    buried in for eternity?*
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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?*
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    What disease did "cured ham" actually have?****And can it have a
    relapse on my plate?*
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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
    be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?*
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    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
    up like every two hours?*
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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?*
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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?*
    *Why do doctors leave the room while you change?*
    *They're going to see you naked anyway.*
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    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?*
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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?*
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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
    about him?*
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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?*
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    If the professor on**Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
    coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?*
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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto****remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs!*
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    If Wile I. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
    didn't he just buy dinner?*
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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, what is baby oil made from?*
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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?*
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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
    tune?*
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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?*
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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
    but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?*
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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
    at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out
    the window?*
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    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
    place?*




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