[BITList] Not really funny

[franka]

      The LAPD, The FBI and The CIA

    The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
    the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give
    them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has
    to catch it.

    The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
    They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
    extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
    killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
    apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

    The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
    bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'




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