[BITList] When Inventor Of Harley Davidson - Went To Heaven

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*_Inventor Of Harley Davidson - When He Went To Heaven_* 
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*_The Harley-Davidson Facts_*__ <http://ls.gd/3180>

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_The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died 
and went to heaven._ <http://ls.gd/3180>

_At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man 
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can 
hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'_ <http://ls.gd/3180>

_Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang 
out with God.'_ <http://ls.gd/3180>

_St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God._ 
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_God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who 
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'_ <http://ls.gd/3180>

_God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's 
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a 
road?'_ <http://ls.gd/3180>

_Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't 
you the inventor of woman?'_ <http://ls.gd/3180>

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__God said, 'Ah, yes.'_ <http://ls.gd/3180>


_'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major 
design flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension _ 
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__2. It chatters constantly at high speeds_ <http://ls.gd/3180>

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__3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much_ 
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__4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust_ <http://ls.gd/3180>

_5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!_ <http://ls.gd/3180>

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_'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'_ 
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_God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and 
waited for the results._ <http://ls.gd/3180>

_The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it._ 
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_'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 
'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than 
yours'._ <http://ls.gd/3180>

	






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