[BITList] Common Sense
franka
franka at iinet.net.au
Sun Sep 4 22:45:40 BST 2011
> Commons sense
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> Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing
> Street ; one from London , another from Bristol and the third,from
> Liverpool .
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> They go with a government official to examine the wall.
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> The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
> measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
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> 'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about £900: £400 for
> materials, £400 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'
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> The Bristol contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then
> says, 'I can do this job for £700: £300 for materials, £300 for my
> crew and £100 profit for me.'
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> The Liverpool contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to
> the Government official and whispers, "£2,700."
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> The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the
> other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'
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> The Liverpool contractor whispers back, '£1000 for me, £1000 for you,
> and we hire the guy from Bristol to fix the wall.'
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> 'Done!' replies the government official.
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> And that friends, ...... Is how it all works.
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