[BITList] Fwd: police work ...

[Michael Feltham]

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>                                           Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous.
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> Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, for fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night.
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> The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.
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> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated.
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> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was    appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and  proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
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> In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
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> 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' 
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> Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
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> 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin??'
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> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Shit ... is it midnight already?'
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> The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'
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