[BITList] Fwd: No One Believes Seniors!
Michael Feltham
ismay at mjfeltham.plus.com
Mon Nov 28 22:57:03 GMT 2011
TOO CUTE NOT TO SHARE!
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. They found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up. Not sure what to do, they took it home. There was fifty thousand dollars!
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood searching for the money. They knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally said, "No".
Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The Police began to question Andy, "Tell us the story from the beginning"
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ...."
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta here!"
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