[BITList] The way we are.

[M & E. HENDERSON.]

THE PROMISED LAND


Over five thousand years ago Moses said to 

the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel,

mount your asses and camels, and I will 

lead you to the promised land."


Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said,

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,

and light up a camel, this is the promised land."


Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed

your asses, raised the price of camels, 

and mortgaged the promised land.


Now David Cameron has loaned my 

shovel to a third World country, 

(he hasn't realised yet that WE are 

now a third World country), raised 

my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd

of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" 

and increased Vat to 20%.


I am so depressed last night I called 

the Samaritans, they diverted my call

to a call centre in Pakistan .

When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could
drive a truck.

 

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