[BITList] Fw: AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL Far North Queensland style.

[John Davison]

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From: Capt. Vijay <vijay.c at fairwayshipdxb.com>
To: Dennis Ward <d.p.ward at rhsgroup.com>; John Davison <davison.g at xtra.co.nz>
Sent: Sun, 29 May, 2011 3:05:27 PM
Subject: FW: AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL Far North Queensland style.


 

Subject: Fw: AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL Far North Queensland style.




Australian air traffic control
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>>>    CairnsInternational Airport
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>>>You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the Far North. 
>>>Some of you (pilots....) will enjoy this more than others.... Queenslanders can 
>>>be so polite!  
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>>>Cairns   Tower  : "Saudi Air 511 - You are cleared to land on runway 9R." 
>>>Saudi  Air : "Thank you  Cairns . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's 
>>>runway 9R - Allah be Praised." 
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>>>Cairns  Tower   : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L." 
>>>Iran   Air : "Thank you  Cairns . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 
>>>27L. - Allah is Great." 
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>>>Pause.... 
>>>Saudi  Air :  " CAIRNSTOWER - CAIRNS TOWER !" 
>>>Cairns   Tower  : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511..." 
>>>Saudi  Air : "YOU HAVE  CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR 
>>>THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE 
>>>ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . ... .. .. .. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!" 
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>>>Cairns    Tower  : "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. 
>>>Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said hi."  
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